Name: Dick Richards Nicknames: Age: 59 Sex: Male Height: 5’11 Weight: 298 lbs Body Type: Fat, harry, jiggly Hair Color: Dirty Grey Hair Type: Man bun Race: Caucasian Nationality: American Strengths: Good at making things up, good golfer Weaknesses: extremely low emotional intelligence, reverse Midas touch, unemployed, asshole, can’t admit he is wrong, lazy, arrogant, […]

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“Hey…hey…guess what?” “I am literally going to harm you,” said Jack. “I ate two pieces of string cheese, and they came out tied together; I shit you knot.” Jack grabbed the heaviest textbook in reach and smacked it on Hunter’s leg. “Damn you and your puns!” Said Jack. “…SHIT YOU KNOT…,” Hunter continued “oh, I […]

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Full Name: Walter Randolph Levinson Alias: ‘The Sinister Surgeon’ ‘The Chicago Boogeyman’ ‘Walter Lucifer’ ‘Him’ Sex: Male Age: 41 Height: 6’1″ Weight: 190 lbs Eye color: Piercing Green Hair Color: Light Brown Occupation: Surgeon, Serial Killer Nationality: Caucasian Sexual orientation: Asexual I.Q.: 138 Scars: Cuts and cigarette burns on forearms Fears: Being forgotten Religion: Atheist […]

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