Name: Dick Richards Nicknames: Age: 59 Sex: Male Height: 5’11 Weight: 298 lbs Body Type: Fat, harry, jiggly Hair Color: Dirty Grey Hair Type: Man bun Race: Caucasian Nationality: American Strengths: Good at making things up, good golfer Weaknesses: extremely low emotional intelligence, reverse Midas touch, unemployed, asshole, can’t admit he is wrong, lazy, arrogant, […]

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“Hey…hey…guess what?” “I am literally going to harm you,” said Jack. “I ate two pieces of string cheese, and they came out tied together; I shit you knot.” Jack grabbed the heaviest textbook in reach and smacked it on Hunter’s leg. “Damn you and your puns!” Said Jack. “…SHIT YOU KNOT…,” Hunter continued “oh, I […]

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“Desperate times call for desperate measures.” Everyone has been in a situation of desperation. No two are alike, but on some level everyone can relate, especially college students. The smell of Ramen boiling in the microwave, the taste of stale pizza from three months ago, and the constant need to look for quarters and dimes […]

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